Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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cheesyfeet2001 31
I'm intrigued as to what this **** was.
Adam1260 15
May I ask what the genre was? Many of us are wondering and it may not be as bad or uncommon as you think.
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Comments (203)
Kejus 13
As long as it doesn't star a young child, I'd say he's good. ?
lorl3ss 1
Dont you think disturbing **** is more of a reason to talk to him?
TallMist 32
Not really. I mean, it might be disturbing, but at least all the participants in the **** are both willing and of age, and as long as the OP's son knows the difference between real life and fantasy, I see no problem with liking whatever type of ****.
renegadekid2002 14
Ah the talk that ends up being really really really awkward until u find out that it's your partners account
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Important question OP,does your son have any My Little Pony fan art up in his room? If so,I probably know exactly why you are so terrified.
TallMist 32
Or, perhaps, it IS possible to be a My Little Pony fan and be into unusual types of **** without being into MLP ****? And even if it is MLP ****, it doesn't really matter, as long as he's not ******* horses IRL? Just a thought.
CremelloLover 11
I watch **** with hentai octopusses
DogeLife 15
I'm assuming he's been on heavy-r.
SimplyEcks 15
Good thing you didn't ask about it because that's one deep dark rabbit hole you won't be able to come back from. But you still gotta talk to your son to make sure he doesn't fall in too.
kimespinosa 13
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RampagingBoner 12
First of all how old was he? If he was under 12 then that would be bad..
annoyedperson 25
What's ****