awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
suppressinggags
Kennett, United States
Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
Healthy family
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Anonymous
North Easton, United States
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
tawnaciousd
United States
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Killmenow
United States
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
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emmama19 15
Testing to check they're not poisonous before you eat with them.
singer0421 32
Sister used Lick. It's super disgusting!
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Comments (64)
Jasim 17
I'm pretty sure that's revenge.
pikawarriors 18
I don't get why this is being downvoted, it could very well be revenge on the family for something that happened. Unless OP follows up, we don't know
pooldude 24
U lick and you put?? chandler must be going crazy right now!
I_Bite 22
i was just watching thar episode! Grab her some plastic spoons!
Devindelon 17
Oh that's naassty.
Mightytall 35
Maybe she has an iron deficiency... You should give her some rusty nails or other ferric metals to lick. It's more effective than stainless cutlery....
pooldude 24
but she was licking silverware... is written right there!!
tantanpanda 26
silverware =/= utensils made of silver. You don't have to be a genius to know this.
False_Stupidity 42
But it could be made of silver, or silver plated at least if its real fancy.
calza13 14
Why....?
stargirl_95 24
Make her wash all of it. That's so disgusting
Exodiafinder687 58
She was already washing it cat-style.
Silverfeathery 21
Put something really disgusting on a spoon.... She'll learn.
feven 32
Well that sounds pleasant.
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
Did you guys have a lot of ice cream the nigjt before?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Better hope she doesn't have herpes.