Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Shoeless
United States
Black out
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Anonymous
So frustrating!
Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML
jackelking
United States
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
fEk
Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Kallian
Sydney, Australia
What happened?
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Top comments
deviable 9
I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??
Unsorrowful 1
I guess what goes up, must come down...
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GoW_Chick 15
Damn squirrels stole it and then threw it at you, bastards are evil!
Unsorrowful 1
I guess the stereotype that all cute and fluffy things are actually ravenous evil things are true :O
kjcookie10 9
Sneaky bastards!
ninjuh_wingman 29
Theres a ninja out there trolling you.
qm4life 0
?
astralvagan 20
You must have really pissed that squirrel off!
GVirdi 11
Or she pissed the shoe off
Meowingtons500 18
Chicken little sequel?
Dojan 16
Now you know where to look next time.
capnbzarr 43
You are very wise! Where others see only questions, you see an answer!
hellobeautiful5 2
2012 is starting!!!!!!!
GreenDancingBear 7
so many questions.....
GoW_Chick 15
... but not enough answers.
lalatookasheema 8
Shoe those pesky squirrels away! And step on it! This is only the beginning of their devious plot..
Meowingtons500 18
I'm thinking that we've got a serious devious small animal issue here. We're talkin' squirrels, naked mole rats, even honey badgers. Relocate before it gets worse OP.
intothecrypt 3
The squirrels and such used it for a wild party, you might wanna clean it