Thanks Honey
United States
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Breathtaking view
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Susan
Canada
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Anonymous
Goose Creek, United States
Family portrait
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
ThisIsMyLife
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
SuperSleuth
Miami, United States
Hot air
Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
Lovergirl
United States
Clenched
Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
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JessBassett 24
That's cute..
permannator 10
Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"
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DanqGirlxoxo 13
While he is sleeping , just fart on his eye , and tell him , "Yes , it's exactly what it looks like." Walk out the room and high five yourself.
SystemofaBlink41 27
*Clap
crazytwinsmom 25
My teen son farted on my husband's pillow, but with clothes on. Still disgusting but not quite as bad.
JoshuahColins 19
I can't wait until I get married...
iperson 11
Oh shit that's hilarious!
etishuman22 32
I have two younger brothers and this is a normal joke in our house. I just hope to God that they never actually have done it to me out of anger....
RedPillSucks 33
Was this, per chance, his reaction to you telling him "No" to sex because "but honey, we're married now"??
StEpHiE1226 12
EW that can cause pink eye!!!
freshko21 6
He doesn't want your head up there, he wants it down there. So that's why he did that!
russianspy1234 11
So what was it then?
beneathitallxx 15
LMFAO that's disgusting yet so funny. Sounds like my boyfriend.