Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog got out and ran off at 8 p.m., so I had 11 friends and family looking in the freezing cold night for it until 11:30 p.m. Turns out, the dog was locked in the garage the whole time. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I went jogging. It was cold but I dressed lightly because I overheat when I exercise. Unfortunately, I locked myself out. My wife returned four hours later to find me spooning our dog in the doghouse to keep from freezing to death. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML
Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
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Yarrachel 16
Wow, what a stupid and lazy neighbor!
catkat1988 17
Maybe you should find another dog-sitter next time...
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't care what kind of dogs they are, how big or small they are, or how long you may have been gone. What your neighbor did is downright unforgiveable and I would sue them for animal endangerment/cruelty. People who hurt animals are scum and should be hurt just like they hurt the poor innocent creatures that they think have no feelings. OP, seriously, call the police and report it.
OhHell_itsEmily 8
It says MINUS 10 degrees Celsius btw
CandyV 4
I get where ur coming from but u obviously don't live in Canada. Cause that story would be a lot worse if u did. Instead of minus 10 it would be minus 30. There's something to complain about.
ChaoticBacon 6
Sue your neighbor for $2000. Everything seems to be that amount on here lately.
darkmis1 18
What a horrible person! I hope your doggies are okay!
patacus 14
well. at least it wasn't -10f. ... right?
balzackgoo 3
Last I checked dogs can thrive in below freezing temps. Quit whining about your poor cold dogs and get over it! They didn't die and more than likely didnt even care, but your pampered ass did!
UsagiArwen 23
Totally uncalled for. Where do you get off saying someone is a pampered ass when you know nothing about that person? Also it also depends on the kind of dog. If the dog has short hair, they have a much harder time coping with colder temperatures. Damn trolls....
diva239 8
Your poor dogs. Your neighbours a cruel lazy bitch
Meesersuperman1 4
Don't pay her.
sillygurl6418 6
- 10 celcius is nothing! That's shorts weather yo.