Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, I thought he had ****** the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be **** blocked.
Phustercluck 11
So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.
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Comments (41)
lovelyliz916 5
Aww..poor hammy :/ R.I.P hammy the hamster..she will be missed. <3
PrincessPaytonn 0
awhh that's mean.
Phustercluck 11
So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.
Good_old_Grim 8
Who gives a shit? It won't start rotting and stinking overnight, so why oh why would anyone even think of letting something like that interfere with sex? OP, YDI for being the kind of person who would rather mourn a hamster than have sex.
Phustercluck 11
For example...
Good_old_Grim 8
As in I'm an example of a guy who is driven by sex? No, my point was just that a dead hamster shouldn't be the reason for cancelling anything. I wouldn't hold a fart for something as universally unimportant as a dead rodent... or cat... or dog... just bury the poor mutt when you get around to it. Or in case of hamster, throw it in the trash.
Phustercluck 11
Most people love pets as if they were a part of the family and would never get rid of their deceased animals in any of the ways you described. You don't sound like one of these people and thus aren't really qualified to actually understand wtf is going on. At the same time sex isn't super high on my list so I can't accurately critic OPs bfs heartlessness.
Indianboy9321 25
You sound like an asshole man, even though you might not like pets, they can be very loyal and become part of the family quite easily, and it isn't easy to just let them go. Have some compassion even if you can't understand it yourself...
Alkix 2
I'm just glad the FML didn't end the way I was expecting it to [end] after I read "Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he...". When my hamster died I was really sad, but now I just remember all the good things about him.
califormula 0
at least he's honest.
xSundae 6
*********** ftw?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
This is a huge waving red flag.
LeCorsaire_fml 0
He has a point. And he is smart.
DarDarAttack 0
Pets cancel out sex. Any smart guy knows that. But honestly, I think it may just be a smart idea to beag him. Dick move he made.
ucofresh 4
Typical male attitude. Gosh, why am I not surprised he put sex first!?? Ugh. Crazy.