Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
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seven_to_twelve 3
How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?
patticake1601 0
bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE
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Comments (79)
mylifesucks341 0
either one who can't read or a plain dumdass
lahp 0
thats nothing ! once found a 5 year out of date can of beans in my nans cuboard ... think about it they take 5-10 years to go out of date any way :D ... she just kept buying new cans every weak and old ones stayed at back..
mylifesucks341 0
iam sorry to say but thats retard
iheartstewie7 5
You should be "sorry to say", your grammar sucks.
zabeth_fml 0
If they wouldn't drink it, why would it be in their fridge? Plus the consistency of milk when it's off... you'd notice. Seriously.
mylifesucks341 0
true but still retard
btuwo 0
the expiry date is written on the carton u knob.
mylifesucks341 0
he can't read!!!!!
DoubleA329 1
C`mon its McDonalds milk. It wouldn`t taste any better even if you drank it 2 years ago.
mylifesucks341 0
haha i thought only children drink McDonalds milk not grown man or old ppl
Red_Bull_yay 0
Dude...you deserved that. An ex employee left chocolate milk in the fridge. It expired a month ago but I still opened it to see if it was still any good and it smelt nasty right away. HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE? A month old chocolate milk smelt really strongly of stinky cheese. I can only imagine that that would smell a lot worse, thus YDI or this fml is made up.