Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
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seven_to_twelve 3
How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?
patticake1601 0
bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE
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Comments (79)
mylifesucks341 0
lol
FerrariCake 2
Looks like you were right about your grandparents never drinking it.
blastvortex 4
That sound absolutely delicious. YDI. You should've had the dog's milk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-LPzVRPh8
Mortanious 0
Hahahaha
blobner_bob 0
YDI for being a spaz
jason0 2
http://www.newsexyemilie.com/?233363
LadyDee 0
How in the world could have not smelt it when you opened it??? I bought a small thing of milk from where I work and apparently it had been left out and then put back in the fridge, therefore causing it to go bad. I opened it up and nearly threw up from the smell! So I don't get how you could not have smelt it. YDI.
kellster 2
Why would you assume that your grandparents wouldn't want to drink it? They bought it, didn't they? You didn't say that you assumed they had bought it for you, so why wouldn't you have asked, or checked with them? I hope you've learned your lesson about taking things that aren't yours! Your grandparents already let you live with them. The least you could do is not make stupid assumptions about what they intend to do with the things they've purchased!
Dreamlite 0
That's terrible, I can't even begin to imagine how nasty that must have tasted.
darkshadow_fml 0
" and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip" If you figured they dont drink it. why the hell would you assume its fresh? Also. You have a ******* nose. use it