Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
Chuffy 0
that's awesome! I wish I was that quick when it happened to me...
soccerballs 0
thats just what he said
blobxmaster13 0
i think hes lying...
Matdredalia 0
Heh, I'd totally believe it for one simple reason: Not only is my current boyfriend a gender-bender (he wears panties more than boxers, and dresses up damn pretty), but my ex boyfriend was as well. And for the record, I didn't know this until AFTER I'd been with him for over six months. So, hey, it happens. Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams.
xhalighx 0
OP - Oooo. Seriously, that happened me with one of my ex's. Could be he's cheating as others have said. But my ex is now actually gay (which explains why the sex was horrible). Either way, a break up is in order. My sympathies.
NCISagentMcGee 0
wow you believed it??
Newtrier 0
and u believed him?
corruptorofwords 0
Truth be told, he is probably neither gay nor cheating. True, he might be cheating, true he MIGHT be gay. However, there is a sub-culture in sexuality that is composed of men wearing Women's underwear for role-reversal motivations. Chances are he is just sexually confused or has found a new fetish that many actually share with him. Talk to him about it. If you are not cool with that side of him, then he should break up with you. You're close-minded. And if he is cheating and lies to say he actually does enjoy this feminization it is really to emasculate him and take total control/revenge by indulging him.
Joe2794 0
YDI for being such a dumbass. He was obviously lying and they are the girl he is cheating on you with's underwear.
Toucan_Sam 0
@ #48 While I agree that #39 is a nazi douche bag, you're wrong because he was pointing out that she used a singular, then plural: "wasn't her undewear" and "were his underwear," in which your example doesn't correct him at all.