Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
sarahlaplante 0
yeah, more than likely they are not his.
hawaii_love 0
hahaha oh honey, you believed him? ddump him, he's cheating on you.
Sadface_XD 0
My friend Nick had the same problem
caltain 0
No, they weren't…
hrrsnsmmns 0
So they're either another girl's and he's cheating on you, or they really are his and he's a transvestite. Take your pick.
Buneary 0
...Who cares? Seriously, what does it matter if a guy likes to wear women's underwear every once in a while? Are you saying that you'd rather he was cheating on you?
Cazly_420 0
Wow, you actually believed that? Nice one!
Marie_Murder 0
that's when you break up.
fack_this_shet 0
uhhhh.....i would break up with him if i were you haha obviously hes cheating...
hawkloverr 0
no, they're not. he's cheating on you. also #124, not sharing someone's fetish is not CLOSE MINDED. it's just DIFFERENT THAN THAT PERSON. I'm totally down with men who want to wear women's clothing. I'll be friends with them. I don't assume they're gay. But I would not sleep with (most of) them. Why? Because I am not attracted to feminine men. Does that make me close minded? NO! It just mean MY fetish does not go well with their fetish. Jeez. But honestly, the guy probably is cheating on you. Unless he can produce a larger wardrobe of women's attire that he dresses in, he's cheating on you and you should dump him. And it's not wrong of you to break up with him for liking to wear women's clothing if that is something which turns you off...just don't do it in a rude or judgmental way, and try to be understanding and remain friends.