Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
Ranoona 0
Heres the thing he's cheating on you. Shocker right? *rolls eyes* Next time dont be so gullible.
kristy32 0
wow who gives a shit about grammar
ohnoesddd 0
Seriously, have you never seen FRIENDS? According to Phoebe, only real men wouls have the guts to wear womens underwear xD
supersuperkid 0
Funny episode but seriously, how believable is it that the underwear is his? Liar alert.
youaresofucked 0
kinky? :/
Lonely4 0
You poor pathetic idiot! You believed him? I feel like I need to pat you on the head and feel sorry for your idiocy and talk to you slowly and use small words. YDI for being stupid enough to believe his bullshit!
Lonely4 0
You poor pathetic idiot! You believed him? I feel like I need to pat you on the head and feel sorry for your idiocy and talk to you slowly and use small words. YDI for being stupid enough to believe his bullshit!
ninja578 0
He is not necessarily cheating, if you can find his other womanly merchandise. If you can't, and its just the underwear, then he is obviously an underwear thief.
eyeq360 0
There are several reasons for the mysterious underwear. 1. He is cheating on you with another woman and that was a pathetic excuse. 2. He has a fetish for women's underwear. 3. He is a crossdresser.
holytamole 0
If the pair is genuinely his, who cares?
fortywhacks 0
Yeah, this definitely falls under the Who Gives A Shit category, not FYL or YDI... if they really are his, of course.
maipinkbear 0
lol are you really sure those are his? stop being in denial and just dump him