Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
skittlez0809 0
o wowwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahahhaha sux 4 u :)
beaniebabe 0
and you bought that?
bdaniels362 3
I'm sure he was lying. You're an idiot..
purple_nugget 0
that sucks!! omg but he was lying you can tell.. pleasee. your pretty dumb for believing him... DUMP HIM RIGHT AWAY!.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Wait half a burger flipping second, you believed him?!?! Shame shame!
RideOorDiee 0
Maybe he has a fedish!!
Trager 0
It's "it's" learn your contractions. (And be careful not to pick on grammar when you make mistakes in the reply.)
Lqum26 0
owned hahahaha
Medea_FTW 0
WTF? Just because some dude wears panties doesn't mean he's gay. I'm a raging **** and like my boxers, thanks. Cross-dressing is NOT synonymous with homosexuality, so shut your holes before spouting off your ignorance. This isn't CNN. OP, I say you make him drop trou and try that shit on right in front of you. If he can't get them past his knees, you know he has a side piece. And if he can...well, your lingerie wardrobe just doubled! :D
DameGreyWulf 1
That's why I wondered if he had a panty fetish. People are just damned dumb. Clothing doesn't determine your sexuality... unless your name is Hard Gay. Girls can wear dude clothes, but god forbid the opposite.
Starchild21 3
Medea has a great point, and DGW has a great point about guys not wearing chick clothes. get the dude to try it on, and then decide from there but please break up with him and not try and start a fight with any chick hes screwing if hes cheatin, thats the most retarded thing ever
blabbermouth26 0
I think the op knows that he is cheating cause her name is angry!!
_chrissy_ 0
I think so, too. It's like she repeated his excuse at the end to emphasize how dumb it is...similar to how she'd repeat the story to her friend. "Apparently...they're his. :|" Or something like that. Perhaps there is another woman and she planted them to get the guy in trouble...because why would he knowingly do another chick's laundry? I don't know. The plot thickens!!
R3nesmee 0
Yeah, YDI for being an idiot. Oh, and why the he'll would you confront your BOYfriend about WOMENS underwear?
Nonamerequired 0
because the precense of it must mean he's cheating?
Cupcake10 0
he's cute.