Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
bigcac 0
either you're dating a gay man or he's lying and you are stupid for believing...
Trager 0
Statistically more straight men enjoy wearing panties than gay men.
mstairs1987 0
ROFLMAO... yeah, if you ACTUALLY believe that... get a reality check
givememeat 0
LIES!
Mr_Eated 0
He's good, I'll give him that. He figured trans-curious was better than admitting he's banging around behind your back. And you may have proven him right.
pwnrzero 0
this is obviously a lie
GroovyInaBOxX 0
please dont be dumb enough to believe that!
Seti_fml 0
Even if they were his, it doesnt mean he's gay.
Da_Gov 0
you dumbfuck
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I second this. XD
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, if it was true, that doesn't mean he's gay. He's probably got some kinky fetish for panties, good news for you! But I'd still be suspicious.