Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
aw, I'm sorry. high school sucks
yryehc 0
wow...elementary school notes in high school...you might wanna set your sights a little higher.
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Comments (21)
Polka_Dots 0
that's awful :( don't worry, what they say is true - high school sucks, but the real world is so much better!
sonspeedy 4
You should have kicked him in the nuts!
miume16 0
love hurts. high school sucks. and you will find someone WAY better than him :)
iMandyx3 5
soo close! x)
WiredTechnician 26
I like how no one is taking the guy's side. It is 100% possible that it was supposed to go to someone else and he just had the wrong locker number.
Orchard 33
...wouldn't you usually try to make sure the note was for you in the first place?
alex_gen 39
Considering you wanted to go to prom with him based only on his looks, I say YDI.
Robin612 22
I wonder if the locker he put it in next was the wrong one too... "Today, I tried to ask the girl of my dreams to prom by slipping a note in her locker...I keep getting the wrong locker."