Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so gave it a go to see what it smelled like. It's currently the peak season, and so I had quite a few clients in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML
Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
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egaonogenki 0
Why would there be tear gas in a RESTAURANT?
BlaBlaBla_95 0
why would you even use deodorant spray in public?
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Comments (52)
ratorr2 23
I'd be surprised if you still had a job after that. You don't just spray random things in the workplace.
darkfireflame 15
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Tankkiller308 16
It's for when they get twinkies in stock to control the riot. I'm just kidding but that's pretty funny I'm curious why you didn't read the label even if it was to find a listed scent
jmo091316 9
I know it's tear gas but what does CS stand for? And why wouldn't they just have mace instead of something as dangerous to their store as tear gas? Seems drastic but then again I've never been robbed
karcummings 19
why in public.. weird?
Paws_Cat 29
CS Gas gets all the ladies, you know.
jberg583 12
I can see this FML Today, I was in a restaurant and some a-hole sprayed CS gas onto a line of customers. I was one of those customers. FML
Shuff52 21
CS is the initials for the creators last names. It is used as a mace substitute in many places. Plus I searched CS gas spray...this picture totally makes this story hilarious! http://newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/900-cs3.jpg
Konarika 11
People like you should be sufficient proof that natural selection is a thing.
marthamydear23 9
none of this makes sense. why would that have even been there and what kind of an idiot would decide to spray it with a line of people waiting.