Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
DocBastard 40
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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Comments (122)
danial1214 21
Get it tested
Satoaoi 13
gross and mysterious
Jerica_22 5
Well someone's lying
fmlforreal92 8
someone in the house is probably the one doing it.
ulissey_fml 22
Oh joy! now you have an excuse to play Little Chemist in the kitchen ! First, find a plausible reason to prepare more meals for you family. say it's science project at school? Have them eat asparagus or beet for starters (you 'll get green or pink urine) See who eats the rhubarb pie: bright orange. Take note of who chose the Blue Bird coktail (with methylene blue in it): the liquid will turn blue. Add some B12 vitamin for a happy bright ,neon yellow or green colour. Food coloring works as well. And that's only the different shades you can get. there are also ways to modify the smell.. Have fun, Sherlock.
buckdharma 38
Anyone in the family named Joe? Yeah, cause cup of Bob doesn't make any sense.
luffy2012_fml 10
are you sure its not apple juice!!
qr_fml 21
Wtf lol
happle 21
37- I thought it was only sterile until it leaves your body.
brackaman 18
More like ba dum pissss.