Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
DocBastard 40
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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Comments (122)
BobbyBoss 10
Bu dum tsssssss
Nicole1225 14
Someone is obviously lying.
farewellthebeast 8
Next its gonna snow and your gonna go outside seeing your creepy neighbor selling lemonade snow cones to kids *shiver*.
baref00tmama 15
Someone knows where the pee is coming from. It's not manifesting from a third dimension.
PenguinBitch 44
Actually it does. Who remembers the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Brian travel to other dimensions? Where did Stewie say the poo and pee get beamed? There's your answer.
Epikouros 32
Do you live in Flatland, #45? I'm pretty sure the pee comes from a fourth dimension called the past.
DeBoss 8
I'll bet they are playing you... ;)
iammeorami 25
dafuq that's gross!
caligirllife 11
Get it DNA tested?
hunny797 5
Gud idea
xNephilim 19
That doesn't really make any sense. Most likely, it's a family member playing some sort of dumb prank on the rest of them, and even if it's not, it's not like they have tissue samples for everybody in the US to trace it back to the culprit. So even if it WASN'T a family member, the chances of them finding out who it was.... Well, they're pretty damn small. All a DNA test would accomplish is a big fat waste of money.
LightsxOut 10
I bet you and your family were pissed. Get it? ...It had to be done.
jem970 19
I found my lost neon orange sock in the shower last night. Kinda related... well no not really but still.
vbmg152 19
Someone knows...