Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
DocBastard 40
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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Comments (122)
xdomination 2
Dog?
unknown_user5566 27
If a dog could manage to pee in a cup not only once, but twice... then I'd have to say that dog is ridiculously talented.
KiddNYC1O 22
Alone in the world was a little cat-dog!
cheertrombonist 9
Cat dog.. CAT DOOOGG. Amunbadumbadummenum catdog.
perdix 31
When they find the culprit, I hope he gets tried by a jury of his. . . *lowers sunglasses* peers.
TheManager 6
YEEAAAAAHHHH!
Enslaved 38
Someone's screwing with you and playing dumb. It's gotta be someone just not wanting to admit it was them. :P --Maybe baby sis collecting a sample to dip her home pregnancy test in and forgetting about it 'cause she's focused on the results? I fill in the blanks way too far fetched sometimes. >.
joethebiden 8
If that happened to me, I'd be pissed.
HowieDoIt 21
The best part of waking up, is urine in your tub!
LaLince 40
Spill the bladder
Werken247 14
Urine a haunted house with some pissy poltergeists. Don't flush you hopes of being rid of this problem. It's a golden opportunity to shower the house with holy water and watch your troubles go down the drain.
obviousboy 8
Urine is sterile, which is why I pee in the sink.
PenguinBitch 44
That lunatic thinks they're at a clinic; trying to get it sampled.
Da_burn 6
Take advantage of this opportunity you could always sell it to a drug addict...