now afraid...
Bloomington, United States
Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13
I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.
MoidixMois43 21
Time to change the locks?
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straymondar 10
The best security system you can ask for is a pitbull with AIDS
og_chives007 6
Change you're locks, change your name, move away, create a new identity. Then you might be safe
moniculkin 19
Sounds like a really bad horror movie.
TheFoxyRhino 1
This happened to me once, but instead of a bowl of green beans it was a warm toilet seat.
mrbump122 13
aaah, I'm shuddering as I read that.... uuugh!
silverstream20 20
perhaps sleep with one eye open for a few days and the police on speed dial.
pancakessdsjsn 17
That sounds like a horror movie
sighlifeman 12
thats what you think
MrsHoffman 11
Time to change the locks I guess!!!
citrusglass 22
Put in a camera? Don't immediately freak out and move, first see if there's even a problem. For your sake, OP, I hope not!
Tomryan279 10
Is her bar Rose Sorry I have been watching 2 and a half men