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now afraid... Bloomington, United States

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

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PharmacyJoe 13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

MoidixMois43 21

Time to change the locks?

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TeenieRee_2032 27

Set up cameras, change the locks.

vde_fml 15

time to change the locks and even install new once - look for Medeco's or MTL+, non of this Kwikset stuff

theonecasey 27

creepy as hell

Wintermelons 19

Heart is racing

öKANEö 12

Good luck.