now afraid...
Bloomington, United States
Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13
I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.
MoidixMois43 21
Time to change the locks?
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Laughatmypain15 12
My boyfriend forgets stuff in the microwave all the time. So maybe she forgot those there before she moved out?
Jrthesnowman87 3
change the locks bro
mrbump122 13
and as he turned around...
emilym12 4
Maybe she died and her ghost came to haunt you ?
criley221 19
Do you ever clean out or use your microwave? If not, then Run. Now. Seriously.
PeppermintPenny 30
I totally LOVE that Illustrated FML!
cantfixme36 28
I'm curious as to whether she was creepin in your house and just randomly decided to make green beans, and forget about them, or if they were sitting in your microwave for three months
Shalnar 6
Change the locks
399 41
The Illustration makes this FML all the more creepier.
bamboleobamboleo 6
Time to migrate to another country.