Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML
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lettertjes 0
YDI for, well, wearing purple underwear with white pants and not checking your zipper. And why does everyone on here need to 'finally work up courage' before talking to someone? I'm rather shy myself I don't need all my courage just to talk.
djaeb2001 3
fail
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ChivalrousZombie 0
I think jgilez was pointing out OPs man friend's objection to the colour combo. Just sayin'. Also, keep it up OP. Maybe you'll start a new trend?
ohnooooms_bill 0
:( that's sad. He seems like a total prick.
Crittz 0
Yeah, bit of a stupid choice of clothes, but the guy sounds like a total cocksmoker. Why shoot someone down when they're just trying to be friendly?
khloe_sophia 3
I wear black bras with white tank tops and all the guys always notice.. hmm. I don't think it's a fml really...
jgilez 0
does your nipple hang out too? i think it was more about her exposed crotch than the guys ability to tell what color panties she was wearing.
SpyderMonkee 0
Khloe..... That's such a fail.... You should know that guys don't think that's hot, they just think you look like an idiot.
aardvarkish 17
You can read there's eyes but not their minds. How much business does it get you?
aardvarkish 17
*DAMN!!! "... their eyes..."
zombieteef 0
So do I Khloe ;D lol jk, I have morals.
kissMyAsss_fml 0
Lmfao to zombieteef:)
FYLDeep 26
Learn to color-coordinate, fool.
therealcubanJC 0
if you r hot , he likes you , guy say this thing to hot women we like to **** with there insecurity, its the best way to hook up with hot chicks. if you r not hot even so so , the guy a prick and move on you can do better
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Correction: *Boys* say that kind of thing to bolster *their own* insecurities. A confident, independent woman would see through that shit facade and laugh in his face. Then she'd laugh at her own mistakes of a) not being self-aware about her pants, and b) ever being attracted to the douche. I hope you're not condoning that attitude. If you are, have fun with your clingy codependent titmouse of a girl, and good luck with that overcompensation, Big Man.
Earths_Venus 25
hey, be flattered he looked long enough to notice! oh, and now you know.
nzl_fml 0
Sounds like your typical douchey law student. I've seen worse.
aardvarkish 17
Where is that bloody snap in our society today? You're training to be a lawyer and you couldn't even think to say, "For your eyes only, darling. Its people's exhibit A, and needs your inspection."
RJrules26 0
haha nice one :D
Rhaknam 0
Snap? Todays youth are morons.
kyle1991 0
sadly today's youth are dumb, only think about who raised them and let them get so stupid
Bag3l 0
lol