Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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izzi_fml 0
wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...
ddavis3506 0
Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.
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Comments (128)
neonoodle 0
#26: It doesn't sound that way at all... but I wish I had your blinding optimism. I lost that around the time I found out Santa didn't exist.
kagome_eb 0
she meant it, get out of their. BE STRAIGHT FORWARD! 15 too, you need to tell them straight because otherwise your just living with the maybes and thats not going to get you anywhere. say you love her, she doesn't like you back then its good, you don't have to waist your time on her ass anymore.
buzzed 0
hey u never know she might of chickened too and has the same feelings and now is just as upset as u
DanceRox9008 0
the same exact thing happened to me. i told my best friend i was in love with him and then i chickened out at the last minute and he seemed relieved. later i found out from one of his friends that he actually really liked me and now were dating. dont give up yet!
FuzzMonkey09 0
My best friend told me the same thing in March 2007. Nearly two years later, we're still friends, but I still have the feeling she still likes me.
cbahh 0
Did you consider that maybe you made HER feel like crap by saying, "I love you. OH, HAHA, I'M JOKING!" So then she felt the need to assure you that SHE'D never be interested either? Seems like a likely scenario. You probably hurt her feelings.
kramb1ue 0
yeahhhh i've been there / kinda am there now still... it sucks. big time.
jacademic 0
#38 has a good point. it's certainly possible. i'd probably do the same just to cover up feeling hurt, even if i liked you too.
altoidsyndrome 0
I can relate to that. My best friend basically vomited when I told her, and then was like "Don't ever say that again!'
psitstrue 0
I love the fact that most of you assume that the person who wrote this is male... which is not necessarily true.