Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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izzi_fml 0
wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...
ddavis3506 0
Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.
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Comments (128)
TryToBeKind 0
That really, really sucks. But I'd be half-tempted to say, "Well, I just realized that I am the one who needs to get a new best friend. Thanks for the heads-up." what an insensitive jerk!
thylordandsavior 9
She isn't required to love him back, moron.
Nazaress 13
In what universe is a woman required to return affection lest she be branded insensitive?
countrygal926 0
I am so lucky i dont fall in love with my friends, i fell in love with a stranger and he became my best friend. Thats the way to do it. People say you should marry your best friend, well if it works that way awesome but if your partner can become ur best friend its just as good.
jardinteylor 0
thats so horrible :/ and i was on the verge of doing the same thing.
katy_fml 0
hence the reason why i'm terrified to tell this guy i like him...if we call each other babe sometimes and he's drawn a heart on my hand does that mean anything? he's never had a gf so maybe he's just shy... i feel bad for anyone this has happened to though :/
fmlwinnn 0
I think "babe" is a word for people that are going out, so he probably does like you :)
noobienick 19
It sounds like he likes you. I would chance it
Mistress_Puppy 0
Ouch that sucks.
sugarkitty 0
it could be because she wanted to avoid an awkward situation so she came up with that! maybe she didnt really mean it :)
RealSketchy 0
Man that sucks but play it out dude if you like her that much don't show it and get out of friendzone before you get into bro zone then you pretty much screwed but still sucks had that happen to me.
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
OP is a girl.
mai1808 0
ouch. that is why as much as possible i don't fell in love with my best friend.
ae_ninja 0
well she could have meant that if you asked her she would have said yes and then she would have to look for a new best friend? lol
My_Little_Pony 0
You should kidnap her.