Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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izzi_fml 0
wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...
ddavis3506 0
Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.
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Comments (128)
Sirref 0
This is the reason i am a firm believer that people should not date their best friends, because every time for some reason the one being liked feels so uncomfortable they have to end the friendship, which makes no sense. Dude, don't worry things will work out maybe not with her, but you'll find someone.
Shabowsk 0
Whoever moderated this clearly gave you a pity pass. Shape up your story telling skills, please. That aside, that's an occupational hazard of being friends with someone from the sex you're attracted to.
Aeroxx1337 17
Considering the fact that the OP is also a girl, it appears to be a gender neutral occupational hazard.
interventions 1
awwwwww :( i do understand where she's coming from, but that doesn't make it suck any lesss. i'm sorry.
iammeanttolive 0
That was cold. I feel bad for you.
Hatoshi 0
Ehm, sounds to me like she meant it in a 'good' way, like having to find a new best friend because she gained a boyfriend :P
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
OP is a girl.
michellewin 0
that stinks DX
blueice_fml 0
No fun man.
Bubs_fml 0
Permanently in the friend zone. Give it up.
Dr_Evil_Genius 0
**** all the zones. She wants someone that will treat her like shit. That's why she needs a human tissue to use up. Super-**** that! She would have to go find a new tissue. That's why dudes try to get head and get out as fast as possible.
neoblack 0
._. If she stops being your friend just like that, then she probably doesn't deserve you.