Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
fxdxhk90 0
Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.
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florandinvisible 0
being lesbian aint that bad mum geez get a life >.
SaintJimmy 0
Damn. So many people talking about how "Being gay is against God." This is the reason I'm an atheist, I've rejected Theism because religions can be so intolerant. If you're gay, you're gay. You don't CHOOSE to be gay.
vanessa_nessa_08 0
daaaaaang well...im sorry to hear that sooner or later she'll accept you and people need to stfu, this isn't some theological debate. goddamn
murderoticadam 0
Stop licking vag then you dirty dyke
Josh223344 0
For the people saying that you don't choose to be gay BULLSHIT!!! what do u mean by that her mom was not gay. Her dad could not of been gay. So why is she gay? She gay because she wants to be gay. Most of u people are so stupid. Your mom has every right to be mad. Who wants to have a gay child!!! Ydi times 100
Komatose 0
Douche bag.
SaintJimmy 0
You're programmed to find the opposite sex attractive. Gay people are programmed differently. They find the same sex attractive. It's just how our brains are different. Do you choose to be straight?
WFMS 0
how does she deserve it. it's not her fault her mom isn't understanding your just one of those stupid people that has a problem with a person being gay which DOESN'T effect your life at all
SaintJimmy 0
But everyone isn't gay.
Komatose 0
two words: turkey baster
lmmmr 0
And if everyone were blue eyed blonds, there would be no brown eyes brunettes. Perhaps Hitler would have enjoyed this, but in reality, people were not all meant to be the same.
Tubasaurus 0
When has the population of the earth ever been anywhere close to a gay majority? Last time I checked heterosexuals outnumber homosexuals quite a bit.
itooamscrewed 10
My mother is infertile and can't have children. She wanted children and so she and my father adopted me and my sister because we weren't in a good environment to be raised in. Thus not being able to have children at the very least improved the quality of life my sister and I have. So don't say people HAVE to procreate because there are enough unwanted, unfortunate children who need a loving home.
Cat135 0
finally someone who tells the truth:D these people are stupid!
Komatose 0
It's way easier to choose to hate people than it is to "choose" to be gay. And even if it WERE a choice, you should respect it the way people respect your choice of religion.
Tubasaurus 0
Choose to be gay for a day. By your logic you should be able to. Don't worry about it because then you can just choose to be straight again right? What age did you choose to be straight? How did you go about making your choice? Did you change back and forth every few weeks until you made a final decision? Dumbass
slimjimjerky 0
i hope you end up having a gay child.
pwnge 0
homosexuality is GENETIC you a** h***.
Jaidyn 0
LMFAO. How do homosexuals raise straight children? The same way heterosexuals raise gay children! You're born gay, I'd know. I was born gay. I didn't choose. Go get educated and try that comment again.
Uvula 0
Well sex is the normal way to reproduce, is it not? So by being gay you cannot reproduce by sex thus making you abnormal. If everyone were gay the human race would be non-existant. Case closed.
Fat_Gerbil 0
Screw all homophobes. They're all ignorant morons who apparently don't know crap about psychology, how the mind works. Even if it is was a choice, who cares? It's who someone loves, since when is love wrong? Dumb homophobes.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
**** monster
joel2k 0
i'm gay for megan fox