Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
fxdxhk90 0
Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.
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Comments (414)
darkmis1 18
To all the people saying the OP deserves it, you're all asses! The OP did NOTHING to deserve it. OP-I'm not a lesbian, but I have some friends who are and I know how some peoe react when they found out-that sux-just ignore your mom.
mitmtl 0
everyone is entitled to their own opinion so stfu.
cockocrazy 0
so is she so
rttr 18
You. Are. RETARDED. That is my opinnion
JadeOmega 23
Says the person who can't even spell opinion.
popcorncomics 0
Reminds me of how my mom treats me; she's known for about a year now but still asks if I've found a guy I like yet, tells me to find a good man to work with around the house and little things like that. I feel for you, I sincerely hope she comes around and accepts you =]
whiterabbit_fml 0
Sorry to hear your mom's a ****. And I feel sad I can't slap the shit out of anyone who says YDI. You don't.
polarbearpiss 15
shes deserves it lol
prophet19 0
YDI for being queer
Glam_fml 0
51 is being sarcastic or is just trying to get a rise out of people. Ignore him/her.
gtarguy 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh my gosh what an idiot! You're not a lesbian so stop tellin' yourself that you are. Kids think its cool to be gay or something when really it's just stupid and gross. If you were meant to be with a woman then you wouldn't have baby-making organs... DUH!! Listen to your mom.
TheGerman 0
Well that explains why I can't get a girlfriend now... 65% of American women now are freakin gay >.<
Sorrel 0
Jackass. People can and will choose to be gay or lesbians as long as they want, there is absolutely nothing you can do about it, and no reason for you to dislike it. Voice your opinion if you want, but I so wish I were next to you, you would not still be smirking to yourself. I agree with everyone else who has said that you are jerks (60, 56, most of the others here). Her mom and everyone who even dares to THINK ydi, you are just a bunch of people who can't stand not bitching about something, so you choose this.
Check_Mate 0
Please be kidding, if men and women were meant to be solid in their roles as baby making machines then why do men have nipples? There is no need for them since men do not nurse babies. Obviously it is an evolutionary hiccup, like homosexuality. Being gay is neither disgusting nor unnatural. A type of goose often mates with another male, coerces a female to lay an egg then raises the gosling with the male partner, often with much better results due to the doubled security against predators. Wolves will sometimes develop homosexual relationships, but the pack accepts them. I guess some people are just lagging a bit behind on the ladder of evolutionary acceptance.
gelatinskeleton 0
rofl, what. i'm going to assume that was sarcasm, because i can't imagine that anyone would ever seriously say something so appallingly stupid and bigoted.
Sorrel 0
78, Thanks for having actual reasons, I just tell people who can't accept it that they are idiots...
captainobvious07 0
go kill yourself.
elara15 0
You realize that for the survival of the species, all members should be able to procreate but not all SHOULD procreate? It's simple biology. In the animal kingdom, those who pair-bond with the same sex often raise two "families" of offspring together or abandoned young. In older human cultures that recognized more than two genders, they were treated like shamans and often stayed back to take care of their parents or village elders. Maybe you should think beyond the obvious. There's plenty of anatomical support for homosexual activity, too, like the majority of women not having ****** through intercourse alone, like men having their prostates stimulated through the anus, etc.
Lupa_fml 0
Or maybe she's gay... Dumbass.
filmil 0
ouch. moms r always the bitches v take after
go_rangers 0
Maybe you're just ugly. ::shrugs::
paperfox_fml 0
Or stupid?
SaintJimmy 0
Actually, 1.8% of the WORLD's women are gay. I don't know where you're getting your statistics.
TheGerman 0
#53 You belong in a nut house!
touchableturtle 0
if you actually knew anything about this subject, you'd know that homosexuality is not a choice. your statement "everyone has those feelings in their teen years" implies you had them, and then buried them. it's a well known fact that the biggest homophobes are repressed ****/bisexuals. not calling you a foaming-at-the-mouth bigot, but i think it does come through with you, albeit in a more passive way. do some research, get informed.