Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
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Top comments
MonkeeArtz 11
You may have gotten suspended, but he now know what you can and will do. Don't see this entirely as a problem, as it may have been your solution.
tylercoffman420 19
Screw the school as long as your not in trouble at home consider it a win
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symboic 13
As a person who was bullied throughout highschool I know how you feel OP. I never had the courage to stand up to my bully so, good on you. And getting suspended isn't the worst thing atleast you're away from him for awhile!
silverstream20 20
Why I personally don't condone violence, I'm glad you stood up to him. Sucks that you got suspended. But, no one should have to put up with abuse.
Liu1992 14
That is when you shoot the ******！
Flagli 6
Even if you meant this as a joke. It's not funny and nothing you should be joking about. And if not, than you're just not right in the head.
Sheepies123 6
Jokes are jokes some are more messed up then others but they are still jokes.
caggybandicoot 34
I don't normally condone violence but people can only be pushed so far. Hope you really socked him one, OP.
fantasyworld 39
Bullies getting rewarded and the victims getting punished is how the system has always been.
Hop6e 22
I think just for the fact that you got suspended I might throw in a few more whacks at the guy. What a jerk. I'm sorry you had to go through that, not cool. Hope after all of this the bullying stops. If not, take your argument to the principal, explain every single detail even if you already have before, and tell them (make sure your parents are backing you up btw) if the bully doesn't get punished the next time you're going to take it to the hierarchy so that something will be done about this. Because I doubt if it's gone on for 2 years you're the only one being bullied and that needs to be dealt with.
scottysace 1
might do this myself Thx for inspiration does it gets expelled Lil thats what would happen to me
HollyQuinn 21
That's the way it always seems to ******* work -_-
laden_swallow09 35
Follow up, please!!
hyperman585 16
Same kind of thing happened to me in middle school, although nobody got suspended. I had this bully who actually gut-punched me after I pushed him to get him away from me and we both got the same punishment: detention. His for a punch in the stomach, mine for a little push. I'll never understand why some of the things bullies do are overlooked and you defend yourself once and get punished for it. It's unfair that you got suspended. That really sucks, OP.