Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
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Top comments
MonkeeArtz 11
You may have gotten suspended, but he now know what you can and will do. Don't see this entirely as a problem, as it may have been your solution.
tylercoffman420 19
Screw the school as long as your not in trouble at home consider it a win
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shinikageWolf 15
Basically what happened to me a number of years ago. Oh I SAY something and get suspended but those assholes who harass and occasionally get physical go unpunished‽ I hope that school burns.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, that's a crock of shit. I'd definitely report it to the school board and the higher-ups. Does your school have surveillance cameras? If so, pull the footage if the confrontation occurred within range.
Xaian1 17
Bullies suck, good job on standing up for yourself though, don't feel bad about the suspension, revenge is a great feeling. Stay strong OP.
lavapants 15
The bright side is that you finally do something about it, I hope that the punch really hurt him.
toesparkle 13
The suspension will be over in a couple days. The pride from having stood up to the bully will last forever.
Kramer1998 20
Please go off on your principal for me!
ericp96 10
At least you got a vacation and the bully wont bother you no more
not_emo_kid666 16
School. They always take the bully's side
Rysal5 15
Maybe there was a better way to handle that...
freddygasman 18
yeah, like a punch to the throat.
patte_fml 19
This was most definitely not the solution. Violence sucks, you should know.