Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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Comments (125)
FieryMite 4
On the bright side you met a new best friend
JimNM 8
I feel for you bro, but I can't help thinking "No, this is Patrick!".
150493x 29
On behalf of all Stephanie's I apologise.
iiiouoiii 3
New friend!
Thor1012 28
I call fake.. I've seen this meme way too many times now! Be original!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
She sounds like a bitch. I advise you stay away from her.
GeorgiaBea 28
That doesn't make sense. She kept some other rando guys number... And knew it well enough to spit it out when asked? You may have been rejected, but I doubt the rest of your story.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
She sounds like the girl of some pretty bad dreams...
lsvxoxo 12
Next time you get a phone number, read it back out loud but make one mistake. If it's a fake number, she won't correct it. It might be a little different in this case, but for most cases, it should work.
uchihadesendent 14
hey at least you got a girls number your one step ahead of me :)