Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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Comments (125)
elvispaada 11
Wait, is it just me that thinks it's weird that she actually kept the number of the first victim and gave it to the second?
AwakwardIsMe 24
It may sound rude, but I know for a fact that every single one of my female friends have had to use this or some other excuse to get a guy to leave her alone. We can't know if you are a nice guy or if you're a "nice guy" that turns into a complete douche the moment we say no to you.
longlivelife 13
it might have actually been her you never know. girls do all sort of shit to get out of dating a guy if theyre not interested
Axel5238 29
Lots of guys won't take no for an answer. So it's become common, especially with creepy guys. That 1 dude posted on here how a chick game her his number to send a pic not to say she was interested and hoped he could text her. He didn't seem to get how that would be creepy.
Jesster22 3
the key is repeat the number back with two digits backwards. then you know if she's worth your while.
ciammmm 11
All through high school, I would get calls from someone I never met. He always said I gave him my number, but I had no idea who he was. Also never found out what the eff kept happening.
Unixxxion 22
thats just a bitch move...
nohalo91 13
That sucks
SexyEagleScout 7
bro's look out for bro's
Host2phats 21
BURN