Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
Nattybabe 1
wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.
Mirelly13 6
Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah
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Comments (146)
jlynntiger 0
what an ass!! he's basing his feelings for you off of looks! forget him!
cloudy01 0
lol and youre complaining about that while not having a picture
CryMoreFMLs 15
Unless you look like Hank Hill, you don't either. And no I don't look like Homer.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Can't either*. FML the grammar nazis are gonna ream me.
sweetiffany 0
Well, some people just aren't good at making others feel better.
Kadz184 0
that's why we have plastic surgery now (Y)
bigmarkie2 3
Tell him he smells funny.
Anubyte 0
Burn!!! thats the worst retort, EVER!
khaya 9
Well done you found a guy who likes you despite your big nose.
Nico1929 5
YES!!! The Señor Chang photo made this comment 100x more funny! haha
CryMoreFMLs 15
Aw now thats not fair. Her parents didn't use protection so its not her fault.
RockstarRN 10
And you are still with him because?????
crissybear 8
she's obviously so insecure of herself...
L3Paparazzo 7
isnt everyone?
lauramini 0
oh God dump his ass
cathylee22 4
wow why are guys so mean sometimes. OP don't let it get to you I am sure you look just fine. Don't let a guy get you down :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like someone has had their share of tool boyfriends. ^
cathylee22 4
everyone is bound to have atleast one tool of a bf or gf in their lives, and if you say you haven't then that's a lie, no one is perfect all the time.
lol_ironic_life 9
I agree you deserve better than that :)