Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
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Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
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Top comments
Lucyyy123 10
I think she was trying to say no, but in a nicer way. I'm sorry OP, at least she wasn't an asshole about it!
RichardPencil 32
That's a yes. Get ready for your date and sit in your car outside her place. Monitor her movements with binoculars and night-vision goggles to see when she's ready to go out with you.
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Comments (35)
sparkus 17
Yes you do.
thunderniron 22
Yes you do.
Cynical_1 26
This has most likely been said already...but I'm pretty sure her walking off was the answer. Sorry dude.
kitsuneluvuh 12
It sounds like she was saying "Aw, you're so cute that you actually think you have a chance."
ApplePie1994 27
I remember reading a book series by Roddy Doyle, in which a child only said the word "batteries." For everything. Every One who spoke to her coyld trabslate the actual meaning of what she was saying. Maybe your crush says "you're cute" in the same way?
shitstorm28 11
If you're not sure, it's always no. A word of advice. If you ask a girl out, and she doesn't seem happy about saying yes, or it's a half assed yes, that's not your girl. It's gotta be "hell yeah" or "no". You'll be single for longer, but the relationships you have will be great and enthusiastic.
calpursha 12
That was your answer honey....
Ashpole 13
thats a no
band_geek 18
Sorry to say, but.... You DID get an answer. When someone usually asks a girl out, and we girls say, "You're cute!" and just proceeds to walking away, that actually means, "Awe! You're cute in having high hopes of and even thinking that I'll go out with you! I'll have to decline!"
ReineRien 5
If it's not a direct 'yes', then it's an indirect 'no'. No matter the response, to anything.