PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RitaDahhlinnnng
United States
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
shelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Sprinkler
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Killme
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.
superbadd 0
mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D
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Comments (292)
s2000lover 0
it's ok I was just playing anyway.
s2000lover 0
119- wow. you really need to go read up on some of the stuff you are saying.
ThaHero 0
What REALLY happened was OP discharged everywhere, so this is just a cover story.....
luv_luv_lollipop 0
and u corrected her why? don't try 2 make her look stupid.
lizibebexo 0
oh yeah !(:
kroms001_fml 0
cool! I wonder what will happen when you have sec for the first time?? film it please!
kroms001_fml 0
sex - damn auto correct!!!
hateful_bitch16 3
Your a freak..
imlagginglol 0
I smoked pot in high school now I make over two million a year, take that wannabe rich guy
hotfish1920 2
wow looser
frickme444 5
U spelled loser wrong.
bballer32 0
actually their is two different kinds of hemp. the male hemp which is smoked and shit and the female hemp is made into clothes and stuff. also, the people correcting grammer grow up, what's the difference between 1) haha good one billy 2) Good one Billy! .....not anything really worth fighting for, that's what
Cinn_fml 23
If I agreed with sonnet I wouldn't have said anything at all on the basis that I don't see the point in saying mean things about people's pics. The nearest it gets is that she looks like she's concentrating, and that could be on anything. She's not fat, nowhere near.