Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after two years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML
Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I had an extremely great day, to the point that I actually forgot for a moment that I suffer from depression. When I remembered, I became inexplicably sad, as usual. FML
Today, in a deep depression, on my worst night, I reached out to a lifeline. Waited an hour for the counselor to arrive, listen for a few minutes, then tell me I should, "Get my mind off of it by planning my prom, sewing a dress or painting my nails." The application clearly shows I'm an adult man. FML
Today, I got the best advice for my depression and anxiety from my parents and relatives: "Get it out of your head, there's no such thing. And get married!" FML
Today, I diagnosed myself with a debilitating case of vicious circle: I am now too depressed to do the things that usually manage to pull me out of my depression. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I've finally got my mental health under control after decades of flailing. I also started showing signs of Serotonin Syndrome, which is caused by my meds and could result in seizure and death. So my choices are the swirling void of depression or possibly just the void. FML
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Top comments
livers210 0
Why would you ask random online strangers? Correct me if I'm wrong, but therapy seems much more logical...
omgshaylaaa 0
picnics are very calming and relaxing :) stop whining op!
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Comments (119)
supahnazi 0
my advice for depression: suck it up
spiderlicious 0
Yahoo answers sucks, try Help.com instead!
claudeiam 0
You should go on a picnic.
gooseboy 0
Repeat questions over several days. View your-mental-health.8m.com/blank_27.html and page B for effective natural treatments.
DrStarryguy 0
lol I saw that question
lisaleid 0
lmp
e_and_b 4
I would not discourage you from getting professional help, but a picnic is a good idea. When I am feeling anxious or OCDish, going outside for some light physical activities and sunlight helps me. I am actually going up to the mountains, as soon as I finish some consulting work I am doing today, and yard work.
happyabby123 0
....maybe u shud go on a picnic....;)
Cruizer 1
Picnics r awesome, most depression is from people living at a computer comparing other peoples feats with their life sitting at a computer
kittykail13 2
I'm positive that a skilled Doctor would have been a better choice.