Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after two years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML
Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I had an extremely great day, to the point that I actually forgot for a moment that I suffer from depression. When I remembered, I became inexplicably sad, as usual. FML
Today, in a deep depression, on my worst night, I reached out to a lifeline. Waited an hour for the counselor to arrive, listen for a few minutes, then tell me I should, "Get my mind off of it by planning my prom, sewing a dress or painting my nails." The application clearly shows I'm an adult man. FML
Today, I got the best advice for my depression and anxiety from my parents and relatives: "Get it out of your head, there's no such thing. And get married!" FML
Today, I diagnosed myself with a debilitating case of vicious circle: I am now too depressed to do the things that usually manage to pull me out of my depression. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I've finally got my mental health under control after decades of flailing. I also started showing signs of Serotonin Syndrome, which is caused by my meds and could result in seizure and death. So my choices are the swirling void of depression or possibly just the void. FML
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Top comments
livers210 0
Why would you ask random online strangers? Correct me if I'm wrong, but therapy seems much more logical...
omgshaylaaa 0
picnics are very calming and relaxing :) stop whining op!
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Comments (119)
wasabiinurvagina 0
You know Yahoo is the worst site anyways.
slickrasta 1
Keep up the pity party for yourself OP...it's obviously doing a lot of good for you...dumbass.
Cinn_fml 23
You would probably have been better off talking to a close friend or family member about what to do next, whether you need to get some therapy or just need to talk things through with them, they'll probably be a better source of advice. Random strangers on the internet probably aren't the best renowned group for their sympathy.
DocBastard 40
The only place worse than Yahoo answers to get life advice is the FML comment section.
Cinn_fml 23
...But! :P
ArthursLifeSucks 2
You just can't get good help on the internet these days. LOL
Lisa89 3
YDI. Instead of asking your doctor, your family or pretty much anything else you decided to windge to Yahoo answers of all places!
alanazhere 2
yahoo answers is shit it's never helped me once
marc_with_a_c 3
Who the hell uses yahoo answers for real questions? everyone knows people go there to troll
fanuvlb 0
I just go to Wal Mart and look around at other people if I'm depressed.
azazahoo 0
well picnics are pretty damn awesome, I wish I could go on one now :/