Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I found out the first person I was able to open up to in nearly ten years is already in a relationship. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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fpants2010 18
They say kids are excellent judges of character! :)
george_s_4 32
I'm sure you are a very amazing person. It's just not the right time for you yet. I've been single for years and at times I wonder why but than I realize I just need to be patient and let things happen naturally. I'm not saying don't do anything and just wait for a guy to come to you (that doesn't work) but just take it slow and whatever happens happens
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Comments (30)
writerchic85 26
Did you get his number?
introvert20 6
Awww lol too cute! I work with kids and find this adorable.
slappygecko 21
Hey. It'll be legal in like 13 years.
psychopolarbear 28
It's a trap, don't fall for it. I call jailbait.
shuttfup 17
Oh boo hoo! You don't have someone to kiss. Get the **** over it!
haddiej 21
Bitter?
waleedma 18
Well at least you know he is genuine...
creeper67 3
What a playa
bigwill101 8
love is love
schwartzasher 2
It happened to me also. I work at a day camp for 3-5 yr olds and when I got there last yr, the kid came up to me and said that she wants to marry me.
analhehskb 5
If she's old enough to count she's old enough to mount (I'm not sorry)