Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.
Nyx_fml 23
I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?
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Comments (95)
MiissAshleyy 19
What?! You need to move out and find another place. Someone who acts like that is not right in the head.
buckdharma 38
Your first night there take a handful of laxatives for ***** and giggles.
ddlovatolover 23
I doubt there'll be much giggles, just a whole lot of *****.
Lindz2817 10
Idk about the giggles but there sure as hell will be shit
CobraLazerFace 21
See kiddos! Grammar matters!
Sh3lbs 6
I hope you haven't moved all your stuff in already!
Sweetpea22 14
Find a new place OP. The home owner sounds like a sociopath. Normal people don't stand outside the door when someone is taking a shit or piss
kumarina 35
Wait normal people don't do it..... Damn it!
Thekbking 11
a person keeping the bathroom locked does not automatically mean the guys a socipath. there's a lot of other factors that must be met to be so. the owner is probably paranoid, mentally unstable, drug dealer/addict, or a pervert,
dragon8277 9
Legally if you are in America that's against the law and you can have him fined for it
Snide_Sniper 3
23-Seeing as how OP cannot find a place with a non-psychotic landlord, I'd guess he doesn't have the money to pursue legal action. I could be wrong but still......
MortenM 17
Legally you are allowed to check where OP and the FML is from, before you start showing of your ignorance
kumarina 35
Actually Belize is in America, the continent...
RedPillSucks 33
Belize is in Central America, not North America
tonjean1 5
There are lawyers that will represent you for free. Considering the situation, I'm sure there is a light hearted lawyer out there that would do this. People have lost all faith in humanity...
SuperMew 22
You should have gotten a contract. If it is written in the contract, and you signed it, then I am not sure what you can do. However, as a landlord he has to provide you with wash facilities and he cannot lock you out of them since you pay to use them. Get the police involved if the contract is already signed and try to break it.
ReinGF 13
This just sounds so very wrong, I can hear the alarm bells from a mile away...
BFons 19
Pick the lock.
TogeBara 12
I think that unless this is a central washroom for all the tenants to use, and you are paying for these facilities, he can't deny you this service. If this room is in YOUR apartment and he has to come in to unlock it for you, then you should be able to fight this in court as you rented the entire apartment and not just the bedroom and living spaces.
kumarina 35
Move out as soon as you can, because maybe someday when you wake up in the middle of the night he will be there watching you sleep