Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Top comments
Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
NodakN8V 25
Seems legit to me
birdyyy 17
I want to see this picture xd link it please xd
Celestia1982 5
#44, me too. I was a very laid back bride, even when arrangements started to hit snags just two days before the wedding. But if anyone, let alone my DAD, had pulled a stunt like this, Mount Vesuvius would have seemed tame compared to me...
cwl727 33
#yourdaughterandIaregoingtokillyou
fantasyworld 39
He owes her a new cake.
Murkyy 15
That's so sad, I bet even the cake was in tiers.
sunnyskys 25
don't kill him... its not worth the struggle. lol
pheonixfire13 17
#gonnafuckingkillyoutonight
dannnngthatsux 19
Time to beat a sucker duck! Got an umbrella handy?
violingirl0 12
calls for a divorce