Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
You had one job!
newzealand 28
I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!
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Comments (51)
Bcfrmkc816 17
That's why it's not safe to do and should be regulated by the government if you live in USA. Like they do with everything else. Like reading this post
spidey_awesome 14
she's from Canada
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
This is a sign that chores are evil
mikaellikestacos 14
cleaning kills just like books
juanschwartz 18
"Cleaning never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
amiralj 12
Well done for trying
ishchandan 14
Safety first. Next time when you "attempt" to clean your room wear a helmet, maybe even add some knee and elbow pads to that?
InnocentWings 13
YDI for not paying closer attention
Kayaytea 18
Your subconscious is so lazy that it gave you another reason to procrastinate.
worldclassrager 41
Keep calm and clean on
bombielol 20
ouch serves you right for not noticing your surroundings. Better luck next time.:)