Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
You had one job!
newzealand 28
I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!
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Comments (51)
briang959 47
You'll just need to wear a helmet when you clean.
Freethaawave 19
Also perhaps some shin/knee pads.. And steel-toed boots. You know what, OP, just go for some riot gear... Just in case.
jakeydudey 13
Fate says, try again tomorrow.
Freethaawave 19
The Rock says, know your damn role.
mrhe3t 9
Damn, now OP is probably gonna use this as an excuse in the future as to why she should NEVER clean her room.
VitalDistance 14
Damn OP I hope you feel better!
Baucis 10
Finally decided to do something and this happens. Forever lazy.
supersquirel500 10
your room is trying to tell you something.
mybubbles2000 13
Maybe it's your rooms way of saying it doesn't want to be cleaned.
Beansforbill 14
What we learn?
damnit1989 16
Should have cleaned it sooner. YDI and FYL.
Anonymous2194 4
Because that wouldn't have happened if she did it sooner? No one deserves a concussion you stupid ass prick.
garebear61 14
It's a sign that the room is meant to stay that way.... or you should just pay attention to what your doing.