Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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F_M_L_y0 0
You might wanna get a lawyer before you tell him what you found.
ladidadi 0
Oooh man, that just sucks all around! I wish I could give you a hug!
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Comments (339)
MeleMallory 0
The worst part about this FML is all the grammar and spelling mistakes. Yikes, learn to proofread!
spitfire773 1
Crazy much?
abassim 0
Oh my god! I'd be throwing a bitch fit!! I'd probably destroy his life!!!!
Jojo0607 1
That sucks!! Just get back at him and all will be well! Jk good luck
JTorres8 6
How did u guess that?!
tk30 5
Sounds like ur married to my ex-fiance....Good luck with that!
Greggums 2
Well obviously him cheating on you with several different people?
truerebel 1
Ydi for spying on your husband.
redhedsaysrawr 18
I dont know whats worse, that you know your husband's ex girlfriend's name well enough to use as a suggested password, or that you actually tried hard enough to snoop into his email... Still, i hope you got copies or forwarded those to yourself for the divorce claims...
krisanda 5
If your marriage is bad enough to warrant you scrambling for passwords to his accounts, it was doomed to fail anyway. Do yourself a favor and leave him if you haven't already.