Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I filed my taxes and I normally claim my parents as dependants. My taxes got rejected because my parents filed their taxes without informing me, and they don't have income. They believe if they file taxes, they get $5000 back, per Trump. It ended up costing me over $3,500 extra. FML
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML
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SirSantpoort 0
Kill her and put her body parts in a pizza.
MysticMint 0
So, isn't that fraud?
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Comments (196)
dude0312 0
you can report he to the IRS and they could charge her with tax evasion.
riddence 0
boohoo you owed $ 250, FML because i owed $1100, OP should be thankful he only owed that much
lmaoatall 6
first off I believe op is a woman. second, when you are supporting children, espesially if your single, in these times, it can be very difficult. she's shelling out the finances to take care of them, and her thanx for that, is getting her return taken. it is a boohoohoo . I've lost and suffered thousands because of bullshit behavior by my ex.
xlibrax 0
OP shouldn't be thankful that she owes 250 because she shouldn't owe anything at all. What part of this did you not get? The obvious FRAUD or something else?
lmaoatall 6
thankyou 60
BlargHonk 0
Also, the OP now owes the IRS an EXTRA $250, not $250 total. But it's ok that you missed that. Understanding that would require reading comprehension skills, which you clearly lack.
varkey 7
this is fraud, report/sue FYL
rallets 23
i agree with a combo breaker
belzedar16 0
fight that shit man!
lerouxmaster 7
I agree with a combo breaker two.
SirEBC 7
So what? I lock my kids in the car all the time. When they're bad, they get put in the trunk.
SirEBC 7
Oops, typo. I meant to say "Sue her. That isn't right." Stupid iPod.
kristylew03 1
Haha that auto-correct's a bitch.
michabailey 8
Um... Don't you mean wrong FML?
AshleyEmazing 0
Take her to court.
ceddyz17 10
beat her in the head with a lead pipe take her money and dispose of the body
hitfaceonbrick 0
Sounds like a game of clue.
TreBayBay2102 0
take that bitch to court