Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
He said what?!
Today, I filed my taxes and I normally claim my parents as dependants. My taxes got rejected because my parents filed their taxes without informing me, and they don't have income. They believe if they file taxes, they get $5000 back, per Trump. It ended up costing me over $3,500 extra. FML
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Give it back
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Desperate
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxmaaaaan
Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML
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SirSantpoort 0
Kill her and put her body parts in a pizza.
MysticMint 0
So, isn't that fraud?
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jazzthefirst 5
me. i have the cookies. they're on the dark side.
Rayne776 0
my father said that my brother sister and I live with him 2 when we don't... I'm sorry they did that 2 u
sunshinesmile86 0
call IRS cause the same thing happened to me and u will get ur money and she will have to pay it back
ProhibitionRose 14
thieving lil bitch!!!
Butasko0ch 0
you better stop that before she constantly claims your kids! show you accountant proof that the kids are in your custody with proof of birth certificates socials etc it'll stop her from any future claims hope all goes well for you FYL
fruitloop1221 1
I had this exact same thing happen. I know how you feel.
cthulhu1138 1
If you were in a divorce and have legal custody of the children, there should be some legal documents to that effect. Those should suffice to prove that you can list your children as dependents for tax purposes.
lerouxmaster 7
Join the Dark Side ! We have cookies !
h4ppys3xym3 6
I work for H&R Block. It's simple, all you need to do is send in the divorce papers showing you are the custodial parent and make sure it is not his year to claim them and the IRS will take care of the rest. You will get your money and he will have to pay them back. The downside is that you'll have to mail in your return rather than e-filing, so it can take several weeks, but it's better than the alternative.
ben_g2003 0
thats brutal. rat them out to the IRS and get yo money!