Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
He said what?!
Today, I filed my taxes and I normally claim my parents as dependants. My taxes got rejected because my parents filed their taxes without informing me, and they don't have income. They believe if they file taxes, they get $5000 back, per Trump. It ended up costing me over $3,500 extra. FML
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Give it back
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Desperate
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxmaaaaan
Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML
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SirSantpoort 0
Kill her and put her body parts in a pizza.
MysticMint 0
So, isn't that fraud?
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lv8898 0
agree w/
jacobjackolanter 0
file by mail with explanation you will get the refund and your ex will have to pay back the money. I've seen this happen a hundred times.
teddygraham1 1
she can't do that. she doesn't qualify if they don't live with her and your ex. although she most likely lied and submitted that they do live with them for at least 6 months of the year.
snoborder13 0
tht is the most messed up thing ever
Mr_Wolfberg 0
You need to hurt that Bitch!
jusgirl08 0
you know that's a federal crime right. you can sue her and win.
mamaxony 0
I think someone needs to accidentally clip the breaks on a certain someone's car during the winter
brooks101 0
tard claim them and call her on the lie
ducky42 1
Ok this is a copy FML. Anyways sue her sue her!!!
DeathMaple 3
I agree three.