Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
He said what?!
Today, I filed my taxes and I normally claim my parents as dependants. My taxes got rejected because my parents filed their taxes without informing me, and they don't have income. They believe if they file taxes, they get $5000 back, per Trump. It ended up costing me over $3,500 extra. FML
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Give it back
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Desperate
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxmaaaaan
Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML
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SirSantpoort 0
Kill her and put her body parts in a pizza.
MysticMint 0
So, isn't that fraud?
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RiDER1111 0
id smack a bitch.
snegec 7
Can't you like, complain to the tax report in question, come up with proof that the kids are living with YOU instead of with her? Tt work that way in our country. If you don't like the results of a tax report, you always have a chance to appeal and get your proof that you wrote up in your tax report to be examined by someone from the tax office on a personal basis. Given, there's about 1% in total of all these complaints each year but they mostly get resolved in the citizens favour, because the IRS sometimes does mistakes.
pegasus187 9
I think that's not only a Dick move, but I believe you can sue her ass, I may be wrong though.
finndizzle 0
easy fix. just do contact the IRS and they will investigate. I had this happen when my wife and her ex had a mix up in tax paperwork. it's no biggie for them to correct it. She may even get in trouble for fraud. it really depends on what the divorce papers say about tax filing.
Maynyrd 0
That's a god damned lawsuit right there.
figures2010 0
that's tax fraud!!! report her ass to the IRS and have her locked up!!!!
kayvan 8
That's illegal and fraud. Report her and file your amended tax return with the kids as your dependents.
BuckThruster 0
by law only the parent with primary custody can claim the child as a dependant. I'd claim her anyway, then if the IRS asks questions, tell them what happened.
thatsmeh 0
she can't do that it's not her kids don't be stupid time to sue :)
Lkgirl500_fml 0
Wow I would do something about that since they live with you do you have custody?