Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Stinkerbelle 15
Dumbass.
alwayswinning123 7
Looks like you owe someone a huge apology
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Comments (108)
CRC_101 31
You had no other reason to dump him? And yet you insisted on assuming that he would steal your calculator? It sounds to me like it's a good thing that relationship ended. Talk about max distrust!
stewpididiot 11
Bonus bitch points!!!!
stewpididiot 11
Well , now you can take the $2.95 batteries out of your $135. Calculator, put them in your $19.95 vibrator, and stick it up your ass !!
Agordoni83 6
Maybe you should keep your room clean and then you won't loose things... Just a suggestion
ctchan2381 5
definition of bitch....
streetracerVC 9
Men. We don't know what we did.
Coccinelle_fml 15
You lost your calculator and the only possible explanation you could come up with was that your boyfriend sold it for gas money? What the hell is wrong with you?
simsgirlgem 25
even though I doubt he take you back I hope you called and apologized you bitch
whY402Jay 12
Over some stuff... if you were male i'd tell you to grow some nuts and get over it.
Kitten_Calderon 14
For having a $135 dollar calculator, I'm sure you enjoy or are capable of doing incredibly hard math, and good logic skills... YDI for not thinking logically
Mifflicious 18
What does math and logic has to do with each other? I have some awesome "logic skills" but I totally blind to numbers and can't do any math ( except for those reeeally easy ones ) withough going mad.
Kitten_Calderon 14
Well logic applies to much in life. So, OP should have used it, since you need it in math, in this. ;)