Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Stinkerbelle 15
Dumbass.
alwayswinning123 7
Looks like you owe someone a huge apology
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Comments (108)
Thr33to16 8
No pity for the stupid. YDI
RaulGarcia30 10
You better get ass chasing after him, but either way that's no reason to break up with anyone!
Lop0 11
Who spends $135 on a calculator?!
aloha31 6
If you're breaking up over calculators, and if you're dating ppl who are that desperate for "gas money".......... Good luck in life. YDI
thejimler 9
I hate it when people accuse me of amoral shit that I don't do. My folks got me a digital camera a long time ago one xmas, and when I asked if they had seen it because I couldn't find it, they accused me of pawning it. After arguing with them to clear my character, I eventually found it a few days later. When I demanded they apologise for falsely accusing me of selling it, their retarded logic was that I should not have yelled at them when defending myself, so I should be the one to apologise. I swear I'll cut all ties with them once I can leave.
floatin_goats 3
I wouldn't break up with my boyfriend if he did sell it. he needs to take me places! lol. JK. but still. I would understand if it was something bigger.
NickPaulson 6
How is that an fml?
Cardhu 2
that's great OP, now you can sum up what you lost... and try using dust as a hinter for cleaning. just a word to the wise ;)
SoEmbarrassing1 5
Which is also why you need proof before accusing someone :/
unlifeoftheparty 10
Maybe you shouldn't be such a slob then.ydi