Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Stinkerbelle 15
Dumbass.
alwayswinning123 7
Looks like you owe someone a huge apology
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Comments (108)
pwhelam85 1
If you're at this point in the relationship and you think he'd pull something like that then the relationship is over anyways...
SasquatchDeluxe 10
No, FHL. But maybe his life is better without a paranoid girlfriend.
Donnie_Murray 8
Boyfriend vs calculator? Hmmmm. You must of hated him.
Link5794 18
wvcheesehead1 9
If your place is that filthy, you probably do a poor job cleaning your ass also. I will bet you have a stench.
simonepedretti 7
You broke up with him over a calculator..? Dumbass
krnthuy 6
bet u feel stupid now
MsMourningStar 22
Well don't you feel stupid. I hope you apologized to him.
yaoifreak 8
who buys a $135 calculator in the fist place you could've spent that on better things like food or video games
32510forever 10
#83 sometimes the only calculator that will help you out in your class is the really expensive one. and maybe he's done it before. you know, stolen something of hers for money. that could be why she wad so quick to judge.
Britt125 16
It was a requirement for high school math here, it wasn't a choice but to buy it unless you wanted to fail the class. If you were lucky you could find someone selling one they didn't need any more at a lower price. Perhaps they valued education more than video games, because education gets you farther in the real world and in making something of your life.
dangerika93 11
FYL. Thats why you never accuse someone of something before you have evidence.