Today, I felt sad, useless and like I could never achieve anything. To cheer myself up, I wanted to smell some essential orange oil. I couldn't open the bottle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I looked up 8 videos, questioned my entire existence, actually hurt myself, and cried profusely trying to open a bottle of wine. Just in case anyone thought I was smart. FML
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david66_fml 20
Kinda curious as to why sniffing orange oil would cheer you up
ColonelCusswords 24
Use hammer. hammer open thing good. hammer open thing best.
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Comments (57)
warriorcatjaypaw 17
At least you were able to post an fml?
worldclassrager 41
Always have a back up...
amber3120 15
Awe OP its okay.. I was feeling the same and just wanted hot coco and my bf didnt have time or money to get any so i got it myself to only find out, it had bugs in it .. AFTER i drank most of it .. I was even more depressed :/ couldnt even enjoy hot coco
jitterbug1503 12
OP don't worry! Things will get better if you feel like you can't do anything learn an instrument! When I was depressed I learned a few instruments and when I play them the pain goes away!
macetheace 7
the **** is orange oil?
mr_dour 16
good job, ya burnout. reminds me of the time i drank a bottle of piss.
hurley12 30
Interesting choice for a pick me up